22 4 / 2014

adlersassistant:

irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper

did you just

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22 4 / 2014

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22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

captainfart:

au where bucky is dying when steve rescues him from hydra and instead of fucking up the base steve just sits with bucky’s head pillowed in his lap until bucky dies and then he tells himself he’s going to move but he’s lost all his will to live any longer so he sits there while…

22 4 / 2014

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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22 4 / 2014

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

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14 4 / 2014

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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14 4 / 2014

ratherdielaughing:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

image

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14 4 / 2014

14 4 / 2014

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

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14 4 / 2014

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

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14 4 / 2014

14 4 / 2014

  • 1: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • 2: Are you 18?
  • 1: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

14 4 / 2014

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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14 4 / 2014

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

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