14 4 / 2014

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via bowtiesarecoolyouwhore)

14 4 / 2014

ratherdielaughing:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

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14 4 / 2014

14 4 / 2014

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

(Source: jasongrace, via maebyitsmaybelline)

14 4 / 2014

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

(via shortversion-notdeaded)

14 4 / 2014

14 4 / 2014

  • 1: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • 2: Are you 18?
  • 1: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

14 4 / 2014

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via carry-on-my-wayward-destiell)

14 4 / 2014

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via bowtiesarecoolyouwhore)

14 4 / 2014

popguntrack:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

cinderelvis:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

eggzist:

*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*

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you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS

fuCK U DIDN’T GUYS I HATE Y’ALL

(Source: noverachiever, via carry-on-my-wayward-destiell)

14 4 / 2014

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via carry-on-my-wayward-destiell)

14 4 / 2014

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

(Source: azeliabanks, via carry-on-my-wayward-destiell)

14 4 / 2014

egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

(via bowtiesarecoolyouwhore)

14 4 / 2014

vvatsonholmes:

aperfectlypredictableblog:

thesecretoftrenzalore:

The 12th Doctor…Chris Kendall (x)

a cinematic masterpiece

Allons-y motherfucker

i have been waiting for this my whole life

(Source: kathy-h, via carry-on-my-wayward-destiell)

14 4 / 2014

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-destiell)